The Lone Ranger

I wonder if this person hums the William Tell Overture to themselves as their theme song while driving.

I sure as hell would.

Umm... What?

This person... 

I have no words. 

Really.

They strapped an air mattress to the top of their car, and drove it somewhere like that.

Looks fine here, because I couldn't get a photo of them driving, they were stopped here.

When they were driving THE MATTRESS LOOKED LIKE A SAIL!!!!!!!!

It looked like the ties were struggling to keep it on top of the car.

And, sometimes, we're limited, I get it. I once drove from college park to Frostburg with a bed frame on top of my Chevy Cobalt because it didn't fit in my car. 

BUT WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DEFLATE IT?!??!!!?!??!?

Jurassic World

RAWR

Creeper

I kind of feel like if I owned the merchandise being carried by this truck, I wouldn't like that it says creepin' while you're sleepin... This is a bit awkward.

People really hate the beltway, man.

Here's another TOTALLY AWESOME AND TRUE Capitol Beltway Plate.

Pi

This person is the best, and I would like to buy a Mazda 3 for this very purpose.

Truck

F*CK YOUR SNOW BANK. I DRIVE A TRUCK.

All Pants

All Pants, All the time.

Great Advice

Here's a pretty neat piece on Road Rage! 

"Defensive driving instructor Danny Preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execute long-term psychological torment on aggressive drivers"

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-channel-your-road-rage-into-cold-calculatin,37879/

'Murica

This is not a pipe.

Well those are some interesting looking watermelons. 

Like A G6

I very much enjoyed this plate.

It was a G6 named GeeSix! I just really wanted to imagine that this person walked around life with this as their theme song

Pass the Relish: This Is How We All Feel

This driver managed to express how we all feel while driving in DC.

I imagine that as the zombie noise!

Thanks Haylee!

Oh, The Suspense!

So, I followed this truck for quite some time.

IT DROVE ME NUTS!

THIS TRUCK IS WHAT??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pass the Relish: Muggle Life

This person isn't embarrassed to have no magical powers. Just happy to be part of the world. :-)