Baggage

I can't get over how "children" and "pets" are stuck in the list of ordinary baggage that people leave on buses along with hats and cell phones.

Just in case

I'm not certain how this is helpful.

She isn't in a Sorority.

I know that the colloquialism for a Scion xB is "toaster" ...

...but if she were familiar with Greek Life, she wouldn't have written that on her car.

Pride

I know that this person is probably a proud parent of maybe an HONOR ROLL student, it made me giggle because from far enough away it just looks like this parent is a proud parent of a student. Wow, what an accomplishment! 

A fellow Road Relisher

Great words to live by on the Capital Beltway.

p.s. Also a Terp! Go Terps!

Balls

I didn't think Truck Balls were a thing anymore?

#idonthaveatruckproblems

That's all crabbing gear haphazardly strapped to the back of a Nissan Maxima

Kiducation

Does this sign make sense to anyone else?! Under "Kiducation" it says "we turn used clothing into new kids through education"

Now, if they just said "we turn used clothing into new kids" I would write it off as a bad pun and assume they meant that kids feel renewed when they get all their necessities met like clothing. And, if it said something about renewing kids through education, I get that too. But the phrase all together makes no sense to me.... do they educate elves in how to transform used clothes into children through some pinnochio process?

Needs to learn that duct tape fixes everything

Actually, it looks like he tried to fix it with duct tape, but it fell off. 

Tallies

Do you think this person has so many family members that they just didn't have room for all of the stick figures?

Or.... Maybe it's a body count.

Octomom

I think this mom built her own marching band.

Double-Dog Dare

What exactly are you daring me to do?

I wonder if their last name is Walker

I didn't get it when I first saw this, and when I asked "What are these" on Facebook, one response was "Nerds."

True, on sooo many levels.

Because duct tape fixes everything

The best part is how she laughs at you for wanting to use that door.

A Family Guy

Hopefully this guy doesn't really resemble this character. Or maybe he does...