Common opinion of the capital beltway

I got this one from a coworker. She was sitting in gridlock on the beltway, and this little gem was sitting in front of her.

Photo credit to Lauren Capps

Every one I've told about this is SO JEALOUS that they didn't think of this plate.
Whomever this plate belongs to is a GENIUS! And Lauren is totally awesome for getting a photo of it!

No cat hunting

Who on earth thought it was necessary to post a sign that says "NO HUNTING CAT"? I was rolling around in laughter with that thought.
"I wonder if the woods are overrun with cats"
"Are cats good target practice"
"Why would someone shoot a cat? That's so sad."
"It's really funny, though: No hunting cat. Add in a comma: No hunting, cat. It gets even funnier."

Then, of course, my husband informed me that CAT, or C.A.T. is the authority who posted the sign.

It's still funny.

Happy Puppy

This dog is so cute! It looks JUST LIKE our dog Xena. She totally enjoys sticking her head ALL THE WAY out the window like that. It made me smile to be reminded of her, and to see how simple things can be the best.

Homigad It's a TESLA

I totally didn't even realize this car was a Tesla until I read the plate "4GETGAS"

I know that it is impossible to read, but I'm posting it anyway because I drooled over it a little bit. If I ever had enough money to waste it on a super expensive car like that, I would have a Tesla.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Acute or Obtuse?

I wonder what kind of angle theirs is. Maybe a right angle? I've always been fond of acute angles.

No, wait, it's Obtuse.

Somebody's watchin' me.

Oh, do you?

If I had a Prius, I could probably sneak up on you like Andy snuck up on Dwight.

(Sorry for the poor quality video. This is the only one I could find.)

Klasse

Something about spelling 'classy' incorrectly just so that you can use it on your license plate makes me giggle. Probably because that isn't really classy.

What month is it?

I'm not sure if there is some actual reason for this, but it sure made me giggle to see a snow plow on a truck in April when I'm wearing flip-flops.

Yo Ho

Is this a cat call? Or a Pirate reference?

Live it up.

A wonderful life philosophy.

An appropriate vehicle for living it up, too.

On the move

This person isn't one for being stuck in traffic.

Sound System

This was the gas station's version of an outside speaker system.

Blast from 1994.

Facebook Culture

This "Like" a boss sticker cracked me up.

Self Esteem

You go right on with your bad self in your maroon Nissan Maxima, 5 mph under the speed limit in the slow lane of the beltway.

Precious Cargo

Any time that you see a flat-bed 18-wheeler carrying a strapped-in tonka truck, it's gotta be a good day.