Mr. Fix-it

I'm not sure what you're fixing, sir, but it damn well isn't the environment in your 15 mpg Chevy Suburban. 

Just kidding, I'm sure you're super handy. 

A ride-or-die fan.

I'm totally making assumptions and judgments here... but the fact that it was a late-twenty-something preppy-ish white girl driving the car listening to pop music, I think it's a safe bet that it's all for Justin Timberlake. 

I feel you girl. I was obsessed too.

Well that wasn't a good idea.

I'm sure this isn't what he means...

but I couldn't help but think "Well, maybe if you hadn't spent over $80,000 on a Jaguar XJL, maybe you could afford a home outside of your car?"

Then I laughed at my own joke.

Boat

It isn't every day that you see a giant neon yellow racing boat with a giant GEICO Caveman on it being hauled down the beltway by an equally giant neon yellow truck with a less giant GEICO Caveman on it.

It's Electric.

I LOVE THIS.
This little Chevy Volt is all the cuter for its plate.

If I ever end up with an electric car, I have to have some sort of personalized plate.

Fun fact: I now know that electric cars are allowed to ride in the HOV lane. Super useful information ot keep in mind.

Another fun fact: Looking at this plate, I've tried to spell electric as 'electrick' every time I've written it in this whole post including the title.

Five Fish Sticks

This is adorable. I hope their last name is Fish.

It says 5FSHSTX in case it's hard to read.

I imagine them to be a super fun family full of people who embrace their inner child.

A clever AKA

This made me smile. Living in the DC suburbs, you see a lot of AKA license plate frames, and all of your local hallmark stores carry AKA gear. I thought this was a super clever way for this woman to show her pride.

Sticker Families

This was one of the cutest sticker families I've ever seen.

It's Wall-E and EVE!
These people would be my friends.

I'm sexy and I know it.

LMFAO lent me some giggles on this one.

I just kept seeing this in my head:

What do you think his favorite color is?

Maybe it's blue?

Hahahahaha

A serious Road Relisher

This person Road Relishes so hard that they've restricted the use of their vehicle (an Escape, no less) to Rest and Relaxation Only.

It is kind of fitting that I found this guy at Solomons Island.
It's a cool place. Perfect for R&R. Check it out here.

Blanche, Rose, or Dorothy?

Which character do you think she most identifies with?

 I know golden mum isn't Golden Girl, but that's the reference I drew, and that's what I wondered about this woman the whole way home.

Already Been Chewed

This one made me flat out laugh.

All I could think of was when I was elementary school aged, asking another kid for a piece of gum.
"I have ABC gum." they would say.
"What is that?" the unsuspecting child in need of some gum ( I ) would ask.

The kid with gum would pull their gum out of their mouth, shove it in your face and say "Already Been Chewed Gum! Haahahaha"

Busy Broker

This one made me giggle because he's totally bragplaining on a license plate.
On a Mercedes-Benz.

Versas Everywhere!

Okay, so taking a picture of two Nissan Versas probably isn't funny to anyone else.

But... I drive a Versa, and the car next to me was also a Versa. Four little Versas sitting in a pack. Or a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
...Sorry, I don't know where I went just then.

This is also the moment that I learned that some time between when my car was made and when that light green one was made, Nissan decided to put the gas tank on the opposite side of the car. That seems like a funny decision to make.