They think they're so clever...
...creative, even?
Thanks Tish!
Sunday, August 31, 2014
Friday, August 29, 2014
Thursday, August 28, 2014
Mom Jeans, Snickers, and Large Bras
This morning's drive took me 52% longer than the last few weeks' drive. Golly I was frustrated. Glad I had a book to listen to.
Anyway, given this morning's commute, and coming up on this evening's drive, I wanted to share with you my most amusing drive ever. Or at least in recent memory.
So first, I encountered this person. They think mighty highly of themselves. Not super amusing, but I got a quick giggle out of it.
Even better, once I got even with her, she looked exactly like what I imagined this Neil Diamond fan looked like. (No hate on Neil Diamond or Neil Diamond fans. I can get down to some Sweet Caroline, too. But, when you think of a woman who is enough of a fan to make it her vanity plate and the plate frame, you KNOW that you get this image in your mind too)
Also, I think she was wearing a cat sweater...
I'm still not done. After Mom-jeans, I saw this little treat. I couldn't help but flat out laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard a woman under 5'4" say "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." Like the individual Snickers for Halloween candy!
This Versa is saying "I'm not ridiculously compact, I'm fun-sized!"
As if this weren't enough giggles for one commute, as I got almost home, I noticed that someone had put a bra on this BIG statue on Rt. 5 in Charlotte Hall! I still have no idea what it's for, if anything.
I circled back THREE times to try ad get a decent photo of her.
Giggles Galore.
Anyway, given this morning's commute, and coming up on this evening's drive, I wanted to share with you my most amusing drive ever. Or at least in recent memory.
So first, I encountered this person. They think mighty highly of themselves. Not super amusing, but I got a quick giggle out of it.
Then I found this person. I was driving behind them thinking what on earth could ND be?? North Dakota? Do they even have any sports teams?
Finally, I was able to get close enough to read the tag frame.
"Neil Diamond Fan"
Even better, once I got even with her, she looked exactly like what I imagined this Neil Diamond fan looked like. (No hate on Neil Diamond or Neil Diamond fans. I can get down to some Sweet Caroline, too. But, when you think of a woman who is enough of a fan to make it her vanity plate and the plate frame, you KNOW that you get this image in your mind too)
Also, I think she was wearing a cat sweater...
I'm still not done. After Mom-jeans, I saw this little treat. I couldn't help but flat out laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard a woman under 5'4" say "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." Like the individual Snickers for Halloween candy!
This Versa is saying "I'm not ridiculously compact, I'm fun-sized!"
As if this weren't enough giggles for one commute, as I got almost home, I noticed that someone had put a bra on this BIG statue on Rt. 5 in Charlotte Hall! I still have no idea what it's for, if anything.
Giggles Galore.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
I FOUND NEMO!
This made me laaaaauuugggghhhhhh and laugh and laugh.
See the little spare tire?
It looks like Nemo with his Lucky Fin!
Saturday, August 9, 2014
Pass the Relish: Vanity in Virginia
A few years ago, I read that Virginia has the most "Vanity" license plates.
Thanks to the internet, here's a version of the article I read.
A few weeks ago, my friend Scott -a Virginian - sent me these.
He said that he sees them all the time.
Here's a family that is sporting their loyalty to Volkswagen, I believe. Otherwise, perhaps they're a family that likes dubstep?
Somebody enjoys being topless!
This one isn't vain at all, but I wanted to share it anyway. This is a nice opportunity to say THANK YOU to to this Army family and all of our Armed Forces.
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Pass the Relish: or the Cerveza
Both Keri and Patty sent me this one - Cracked us all up.
Do you think that he gets pulled over more readily at 1 am than everyone else?
Maybe this is what he thinks about the whole way home - that would get anyone through a commute, I think!
Maybe this is what he thinks about the whole way home - that would get anyone through a commute, I think!
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