Mom Jeans, Snickers, and Large Bras

This morning's drive took me 52% longer than the last few weeks' drive. Golly I was frustrated. Glad I had a book to listen to.
Anyway, given this morning's commute, and coming up on this evening's drive, I wanted to share with you my most amusing drive ever. Or at least in recent memory.

So first, I encountered this person. They think mighty highly of themselves. Not super amusing, but I got a quick giggle out of it.

Then I found this person. I was driving behind them thinking what on earth could ND be?? North Dakota? Do they even have any sports teams? 

Finally, I was able to get close enough to read the tag frame. 

"Neil Diamond Fan"

Even better, once I got even with her, she looked exactly like what I imagined this Neil Diamond fan looked like. (No hate on Neil Diamond or Neil Diamond fans. I can get down to some Sweet Caroline, too. But, when you think of a woman who is enough of a fan to make it her vanity plate and the plate frame, you KNOW that you get this image in your mind too)

Also, I think she was wearing a cat sweater...

I'm still not done. After Mom-jeans, I saw this little treat. I couldn't help but flat out laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard a woman under 5'4" say "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." Like the individual Snickers for Halloween candy!
This Versa is saying "I'm not ridiculously compact, I'm fun-sized!"

As if this weren't enough giggles for one commute, as I got almost home, I noticed that someone had put a bra on this BIG statue on Rt. 5 in Charlotte Hall! I still have no idea what it's for, if anything.

 I circled back THREE times to try ad get a decent photo of her.

Giggles Galore.