Like A G6

I very much enjoyed this plate.

It was a G6 named GeeSix! I just really wanted to imagine that this person walked around life with this as their theme song

Pass the Relish: This Is How We All Feel

This driver managed to express how we all feel while driving in DC.

I imagine that as the zombie noise!

Thanks Haylee!

Oh, The Suspense!

So, I followed this truck for quite some time.

IT DROVE ME NUTS!

THIS TRUCK IS WHAT??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pass the Relish: Muggle Life

This person isn't embarrassed to have no magical powers. Just happy to be part of the world. :-)

Pass The Relish: Thoughts on Obama

This one is from my sister Kristin.

"I don't know what a dog squeeze is, but apparently Obama is one lol."

So... I didn't know what Dog Squeeze was either, and I still don't think it's a thing, but according to Urban Dictionary, it's basically the poop that leaks out of small dogs if you squeeze them a little too hard when you pick them up. In so many words... it was Urban Dictionary, of course.

The (Not So) Simple Life

I really enjoy this one.

Hopefully this doesn't come off as mean spirited as it sounds now, but I just couldn't get over it - Living the simple life in a vehicle that costs more than I make in a year that gets 17 miles a gallon. We must have different definitions of "simple".

Domino's Gives You Wings

This one made me laugh SO hard. I know it's really grainy, but it was good enough to me that I thought I would share it anyway.

I thought it was Red Bull that gives you wings! Not Domino's! Or maybe it looks like a shark with the fin on top.

Sobriety Checkpoint...?

I got this one from a coworker who wishes to remain anonymous.

We were wondering if this was the work of a prankster who hacked into the display, or if it was a legitimate typo from the transit authority (or whomever programs these signs). Based on the odd punctuation, I'm going to assume 'prankster' but it's still funny either way.

Pass The Relish: Do you think they mean the car?

This one says Favorite Toy

But my question is: Which one is the favorite toy? The car, or the thing hanging off the bumper?

Bonus: The SLOW AS F*CK is a second-look laugh.
Thanks Beth!

Pass The Relish: Creative

They think they're so clever...

...creative, even?
Thanks Tish!

Pass The Relish: Checkmate

Checkmate!

Thanks, Julia!

Mom Jeans, Snickers, and Large Bras

This morning's drive took me 52% longer than the last few weeks' drive. Golly I was frustrated. Glad I had a book to listen to.
Anyway, given this morning's commute, and coming up on this evening's drive, I wanted to share with you my most amusing drive ever. Or at least in recent memory.

So first, I encountered this person. They think mighty highly of themselves. Not super amusing, but I got a quick giggle out of it.

Then I found this person. I was driving behind them thinking what on earth could ND be?? North Dakota? Do they even have any sports teams? 

Finally, I was able to get close enough to read the tag frame. 

"Neil Diamond Fan"

Even better, once I got even with her, she looked exactly like what I imagined this Neil Diamond fan looked like. (No hate on Neil Diamond or Neil Diamond fans. I can get down to some Sweet Caroline, too. But, when you think of a woman who is enough of a fan to make it her vanity plate and the plate frame, you KNOW that you get this image in your mind too)

Also, I think she was wearing a cat sweater...

I'm still not done. After Mom-jeans, I saw this little treat. I couldn't help but flat out laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard a woman under 5'4" say "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." Like the individual Snickers for Halloween candy!
This Versa is saying "I'm not ridiculously compact, I'm fun-sized!"

As if this weren't enough giggles for one commute, as I got almost home, I noticed that someone had put a bra on this BIG statue on Rt. 5 in Charlotte Hall! I still have no idea what it's for, if anything.

 I circled back THREE times to try ad get a decent photo of her.

Giggles Galore.

Pass The Relish: Cherry Blossoms

This is too neat!
Hubs saw this car with all these cherry blossoms painted on it.

PTR: Nerd.

LOL

Byte it.
Thanks Shannon!

I FOUND NEMO!

This made me laaaaauuugggghhhhhh and laugh and laugh.

See the little spare tire?

It looks like Nemo with his Lucky Fin!