Self Esteem

You go right on with your bad self in your maroon Nissan Maxima, 5 mph under the speed limit in the slow lane of the beltway.

Precious Cargo

Any time that you see a flat-bed 18-wheeler carrying a strapped-in tonka truck, it's gotta be a good day.

Dune Buggy

I want one!!

Turkey Hill

It isn't every day that you see an 18-wheeler-sized Turkey Hill Cow being driven down the beltway.

Geese

It always makes me smile to see people who stop to let geese cross the road.

(In a safe manner, of course. Slamming on your breaks and causing a 3 car fender bender is more like road RAGE than RELISH.)

Baggage

I can't get over how "children" and "pets" are stuck in the list of ordinary baggage that people leave on buses along with hats and cell phones.

Just in case

I'm not certain how this is helpful.

She isn't in a Sorority.

I know that the colloquialism for a Scion xB is "toaster" ...

...but if she were familiar with Greek Life, she wouldn't have written that on her car.