But... Why?

So the person driving in front of me just opened the driver window, and dumped out an entire family size package of Twizzlers on to the road.

I can't, for the life of me, think of a reason to do that other than "Let's make the person behind us laugh!"

Pass the Relish: When You See It

This one is from Lauren.

BLU BLZ.
Hmmm. What could that mean? The truck is blue.
Blue Blaze? Blue Blues?

So, this one totally got me. I was concentrating so hard trying to figure out what the plate meant that I failed to understand what BLU BLZ meant, that I failed to see the blue truck balls that would have clued me in.

Sheesh.

Appreciation

The other day, I was driving on autopilot. You know what I mean - when you are driving, and paying attention to the road enough to do it correctly, but mentally just somewhere else? Well, I don't even remember what I was all up in my head about, but I took a wrong turn. My autopilot was taking me home instead of to the store where I had intended to go.

I got frustrated with myself. I didn't really want to go to the store anyway, because I just wanted to be home, but then to have to turn around... ugh.

But then, I saw this.

Pass the Relish: Work Pays

My wonderful Aunt Liz sent me this one. It says "WRKPAYS" and for those of you who can't immediately recognize it, this is a Pink Cadillac, which is a car provided to Mary Kay Sales people who sell something like $48,000 per calendar year.

That's pretty neat. I've never seen a Mary Kay Cadillac in person. I guess work does pay!

What a NASA Nerd!

This is SO CLEVER.

I giggled, then called my mom to tell her about it, then giggled some more, and then called my husband to tell him about it...

It's an Earth Rover, like... a Mars Rover.... but on Earth.... hahahahahahahaha

What's even better is that the Volt, like the Mars Rovers, is battery powered! (mostly, anyway...)

Also, those of you who know me well, know that I never miss an opportunity to advertise for NASA.
If you're at all interested in learning more about Mars Rovers or even just when Curiosity drew a penis on Mars, please head over to those links!

You can see it crying

What a sad little wiper.

It even has a little tear drop.

True, but not for the reason you think.

It says " ICULOKN "

Why yes, sir, I am looking. But I'm not looking because I'm impressed with your vehicle, I'm looking at your vanity plate.

A Tennessean

More than laughing at this plate by itself, we all had a wonderful time figuring out what it said.

Ate and Ace'n?

At Enacken?

... you know. For longer than it should have taken to hear "A Tennessean" 

Pass the Relish: Yes, Please.

Ok, twist my arm. 
Carrot cake or tiramisu?

Pass the Relish: Choices

So......I'm thinking SAT Prep was not a choise.

Giggles shared from Shannon

Pass the Relish: Criminal

Shannon's giggle of the day

...inal?

Fair warning

I am aware that I've been warned, but I'm not sure what I'm being warned about.

No Babies. Only Strollers.

This sign cracked me up.

I am completely aware that it just means that you must empty and fold up any strollers before bringing them on board, but the stupid way it's drawn with the baby in the stroller makes it look like babies aren't allowed, but strollers are.

Duck Truck

A duck hunter, I suppose. It would be fun if it were just a person who shared a love of ducks and duck feeding... but clever none the less.

High jinks

I wonder what 'HI JINX' this person is up to.

Note: I used to think high jinks meant something like shenanigans, but it really means "boisterous fun" which makes this EVEN BETTER.

A threat to Washingtonians

This 'Run Joe' can only be interpreted one way given the Dallas flags.

A company after my own heart

Rita's served up some giggles today with their sign

Vanilla....

.... All right stop, Collaborate and Listen....

A Cook-out

This would be even better if it were the convertible kind of Jeep.

I'd be in for a BBQ

Pass the Relish: Ultimate Dad Joke

So, this one is hard to read, but it's too funny not to share.

David passed this along. 

(It says LIC PLT, like licence plate?)

I'm so glad that's the car he's driving. I can imagine that this is the kind of person who finds that joke that ends with "That's the way the Mercedes Benz" absolutely hilarious. 

I have no idea what this is but that doesn't matter

I can't pretend to know what BEE WEE means, but saying it out loud was just so much fun that I repeated it in different voices and made myself giggle the whole way home.

Pass the Relish: No Longer Slim.

Shannon shared these with me:

"On the same road.... MS SLIM was following KUPKAKE. I have a feeling MS SLIM may need a new license plate."

Eventually.

Now this is the attitude I always have to remind myself to have, and it's sometimes a struggle.

We'll all be gettin' there eventually.

Mr. Fix-it

I'm not sure what you're fixing, sir, but it damn well isn't the environment in your 15 mpg Chevy Suburban. 

Just kidding, I'm sure you're super handy. 

A ride-or-die fan.

I'm totally making assumptions and judgments here... but the fact that it was a late-twenty-something preppy-ish white girl driving the car listening to pop music, I think it's a safe bet that it's all for Justin Timberlake. 

I feel you girl. I was obsessed too.