Oh, The Suspense!

So, I followed this truck for quite some time.

IT DROVE ME NUTS!

THIS TRUCK IS WHAT??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pass the Relish: Muggle Life

This person isn't embarrassed to have no magical powers. Just happy to be part of the world. :-)

Pass The Relish: Thoughts on Obama

This one is from my sister Kristin.

"I don't know what a dog squeeze is, but apparently Obama is one lol."

So... I didn't know what Dog Squeeze was either, and I still don't think it's a thing, but according to Urban Dictionary, it's basically the poop that leaks out of small dogs if you squeeze them a little too hard when you pick them up. In so many words... it was Urban Dictionary, of course.

The (Not So) Simple Life

I really enjoy this one.

Hopefully this doesn't come off as mean spirited as it sounds now, but I just couldn't get over it - Living the simple life in a vehicle that costs more than I make in a year that gets 17 miles a gallon. We must have different definitions of "simple".

Domino's Gives You Wings

This one made me laugh SO hard. I know it's really grainy, but it was good enough to me that I thought I would share it anyway.

I thought it was Red Bull that gives you wings! Not Domino's! Or maybe it looks like a shark with the fin on top.

Sobriety Checkpoint...?

I got this one from a coworker who wishes to remain anonymous.

We were wondering if this was the work of a prankster who hacked into the display, or if it was a legitimate typo from the transit authority (or whomever programs these signs). Based on the odd punctuation, I'm going to assume 'prankster' but it's still funny either way.

Pass The Relish: Do you think they mean the car?

This one says Favorite Toy

But my question is: Which one is the favorite toy? The car, or the thing hanging off the bumper?

Bonus: The SLOW AS F*CK is a second-look laugh.
Thanks Beth!